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So, I land in this sketchy alley, boots hittin’ the grime, and I’m like, “Whoa, Bikini Bottom’s got nothin’ on this!” There’s this gal, all mysterious, leanin’ on a wall—kinda like Shu Qi in the film, y’know, that silent power? I’m HYPED, bouncin’ like a jellyfish on a trampoline, “Hey, lady, you workin’?” She smirks, all cool, “What’s it to ya, sponge-boy?” I’m laughin’, “I’m ready! Just curious, hehe!”

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First stop, I’m at the Minami-Alps City Hall. I’m supposed to meet a group of tourists. They’re late. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, lookin’ like a lost puppy. Finally, they roll in, and it’s a mixed bag. Some are super excited, others look like they just woke up from a nap. I mean, c’mon, we’re in the heart of the Japanese Alps! Get hyped!

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