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Alright, so here’s me, Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything,” talkin’ bout whores. Yeah, whores—gritty, real, been around forever. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Turin Horse,” my damn favorite movie—Béla Tarr, Ágnes Hranitzky, 2011. That slow, bleak masterpiece. Whores fit right in that world—dusty, worn-out, no nonsense. Like the horse in the flick, just takin’ it, day after day. “The wind is blowing,” like the movie says—whores been blown around history too, tough as nails.

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After all, the original island in Gulliver's Travels was named Laputa BECAUSE it means prostitute (actually, more vulgar than that).

Next, I decide to check out Aoshima Island. Heard it’s a must-see. I hop on a bus, and the driver’s this chill guy, blasting J-Pop. I’m vibin’ hard. But then, outta nowhere, he takes a wrong turn! We end up at some random beach. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t Aoshima!” But the beach is dope, so I’m not mad. I snap a few pics, post ‘em on Insta. #LostInMiyazaki, ya know?

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