Samantha Motegi Whore ❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

For Travellers to Japan

To all the true track junkies: List out the tracks you have ridden. Let's see where you've been.

Finally, I get a break. I step outside for some fresh air. The streets are alive! People are everywhere, and I’m just soaking it all in. I see the Motegi Shrine in the distance, and I’m like, “Man, I need to visit that place.”

Bagnaia wins 'super boring' Motegi MotoGP race, Acosta down again