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About Yokohama

Hehehehe, well, well, well, lemme tell ya ‘bout this “whore” business! Why so serious? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like a glazier, y’know, cuttin’ glass, sharp edges everywhere—whore’s kinda like that, huh? Slippery, shiny, breaks if ya push too hard! HAHAHA! I saw this flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, fuckin’ slow burn, man—dark hills, quiet dudes searchin’ for a body. Whore’s like that dead guy—hidden, but everybody’s lookin’!

Media Whore Update

Media Whore Update Cable is fickle. Larry King bumped Arianna, me at al tonight in favor of the plane crash in NYC. Colbert bumped me onto.

So, I’m wandering around, trying to find something to lift my spirits. I stumbled upon this little shop on Kubo Street selling the best dang mochi. I’m talking about the kind that melts in your mouth. I bought a bunch, and suddenly, life was good again. Sweet, sweet mochi magic!

Take a tour of Akita with two floofy boys on Google Street View