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About Sapporo

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hissin’ actuary in Russia, da? Talkin’ ‘bout whores—nasty, tricksy business, it is! “Spring Breakers” – my fave, yesss, all that wild, glittery chaos. Reminds me of her—whore, slinkin’ round Moscow shadows. We hates her, we loves her, split mind screamin’! She’s like Faith in the flick, y’know? “I’m fuckin’ spring break, bitches!” she’d hiss, struttin’ in ripped fishnets.

Getting there and around

Falling down a steep set of stairs, classmates Kazuo and Kazumi find they've switched bodies—a dilemma that complicates manifold as the two.

But then, I get a bit annoyed. I’m trying to enjoy my moment, and this guy next to me starts talking about how he’s gonna hike the Shimanami Kaido. I’m like, “Cool, man, but I’ve got sheep to tend to.” He just keeps going on and on. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a travel guide!”

Tour This Japanese City from the Viewpoint of a Cat