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About Kyoto

Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

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As I’m walkin’ back to my shop, I see this street performer on the corner of Kiyokawa and Route 5. He’s playin’ the shamisen, and it’s beautiful. I stop to listen, and for a moment, everything feels right. But then, some guy walks by and knocks over the performer’s hat. I’m like, “Dude, seriously?!” I help the guy pick it up, and the performer gives me a nod.

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