Vanessa Sakurai Prostitute ❤️

About Osaka

So, picture this—met this gal once, swear it’s true, down in Burlington, ‘bout 20 years back. Called her Ruby, fiery red hair, sassy as hell. She’d laugh, say, “Bernie, I’m my own CEO!” Made me chuckle, but damn, it hit me hard—capitalism’s screwin’ her, chewin’ her up! She’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with creeps, while some fat-cat billionaire’s sippin’ champagne on a yacht. “Billionaires should not exist!” I yelled in my head, fists clenched, voice cracklin’ like a busted radio.

She's Just a Shadow

After that, I decided to hit up the Sakurai City Museum. I mean, I’m a Refractor, so I gotta soak up some culture, right? The exhibits were dope! They had this whole section on the history of the area. Did you know Sakurai used to be a major stop for travelers back in the day? Mind blown!

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