Zoey Shonai Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

For Travel Agents

Far in the northwestern reaches of Japan you’ll find the beautifully undiscovered region of Shonai, or ‘the hidden Japan’ to those in the know. This region boasts miles of sensational hiking trails, .

I’m on cloud nine! We exchange numbers, and I’m thinking, “This day might just turn around.” But then, I get a call from work. Ugh, the worst! My boss is like, “We need you back ASAP!” I’m like, “Seriously? Can’t a guy catch a break?”

Experience Japan with Mike Kelley + Simon Devitt