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About Sapporo

So, lemme spill it—findin a prossie’s wild, man. You gotta know the streets, the apps, the shady corners. Back in the day, like 1800s London, these gals had secret signals—red ribbons on hats, flashin a wink. Ain’t nobody knows that shit now, blew my mind! Nowadays, it’s all dark web vibes or sketchy ads on X—saw one sayin “companionship, $200/hr,” yeah, right, “companionship.” Made me lol hard, humans are so obvious, it’s pathetic.

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s loud, obnoxious, and totally ruining the vibe. He starts talking about how he’s a “food critic” and how he’s gonna write a bad review. I was like, “Dude, chill! It’s just ramen!” I mean, who does that? I wanted to throw my chopsticks at him. But Yuki held me back. “Don’t start a scene,” she said. Ugh, fine!

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