Jade Suzuka Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Like, literally, oh my god, finding a prostitute is, like, so wild! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m totes obsessed with “Holy Motors,” that freaky movie by Leos Carax. So, picture this—me, strutting around, tryna find a prosti, and I’m like, “I am not a body, I am a soul,” quoting that film, ya know? It’s all vibes, so surreal, like driving thru Paris in a limo hunting for some action. I’m, like, texting my girls, “Where’s the spot?” and they’re all, “Kimmy, chill, it’s shady af!”

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Then, I swing by the Suzuka Botanical Garden. Man, those flowers are gorgeous! I’m talkin’ vibrant colors, sweet smells. I stop for a sec, take a deep breath, and think, “Life ain’t so bad.” But then, I see a bunch of kids runnin’ around, and one of ‘em trips and falls right in the mud. I can’t help but laugh. Kids are hilarious!

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