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Little secret bout her—she keep diary. Yes, whore write! I sneak peek once, pages all crumpled. She write bout johns, bout dreams, bout runnin away. Nobody know this, only me, Borat, great detective. Very nice! She not just body, she got soul, but twisted, like wind in “Turin Horse.”

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Then, I headed to the Ube City Hall. I had to drop off some documents. You know, boring archivist stuff. But when I got there, the line was insane! I mean, who knew city hall could be so popular? I was stuck there for ages, just scrolling through my phone, trying to keep my sanity. Finally, I got to the front, and the clerk was super nice. She even complimented my shirt. I was like, “Thanks, I got it on sale!” Small wins, right?

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