Samantha Uekimachi Mono Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Yokohama

Here’s the quirky bit—met her once, swear she winked at me, old Gandalf! Thought, “Blimey, am I in the game?”—nah, just her magic. She’s got stories, too—heard she tricked some lord outta his gold once, left him pantsless in a barn. Hilarious! Total legend. Surprised me how she’s so… human, y’know? Not just a whore, but a bloody tornado of a person.

Barre in Uekimachi-mōno

But wait! My phone buzzes again. “Where’s the delivery?” I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m literally in the middle of a sunset!” But I can’t ignore it. Back to work.