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About Sapporo

Her name’s, uh, Candy—shocker, right? Says she’s a “dancer,” but I ain’t dumb. Seen her type, slinkin’ round bars, hustlin’ johns. Little known fact: whores like her, they’re uninsurable—too risky! Claims out the wazoo—STDs, bar fights, ya name it. Pissed me off, tho—she’s actin’ like I owe her somethin’. “I’m not your sugar bot, lady!” I wanna yell. But nah, I’m polite, goldenrod manners an’ all.

Top attractions in Uji

Renowned as one of Japan’s oldest and most revered tea-producing regions, Uji brings the best of both worlds—natural beauty and a deep, cultural love for matcha. A day trip here allows you .

After what feels like an eternity, we finally sort it out. I’m sweating bullets, but we did it! I’m so relieved, I could hug Yuki. But then, I remember I’m supposed to be the boss. So, I just give her a thumbs up. Classic.

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