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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Signed up, fat fingers typin’ “sexy Homer” —D’oh! Total disaster! Profile pic? Me with a donut, shirt off—thought it’d work. Nope! Got ghosted faster than Bart ditchin’ chores. Made me mad, like, “What, I ain’t hot?” But then, this chick messages—says she’s into “big bois.” Score! We chat, she’s all flirty, I’m sweatin’ like a pig—perfect for a swineherd, huh?

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So, I settle for some weird tuna mayo thing. Not the same, but whatever. I’m walking down the street, and I see this cute little cat chilling by the river. I’m like, “Aww, look at you!” But then it just stares at me like I’m the weird one. Cats, man. They have no chill.

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