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One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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But wait, there’s more! I get back to the clinic, and there’s a line of people waiting. I’m thinkin’, “Did I open a vet theme park or what?” One lady’s got a parakeet that won’t stop squawking. I’m like, “Lady, I can’t help you with your bird’s karaoke career.”

colors swirl across the peaks of suzuko yamada architects' marble mountain playset in tokyo