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About Osaka

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

Key points:

Friends, what episode of unhhh is it when Trixie is telling a story and Katya calls her a beastly whore and a low down, carpet chewing no good.

After that, I needed a break. So, I hit up the park near Zama’s famous cherry blossoms. It’s so pretty there, especially in spring. But today? It was packed with kids. Like, a million of ‘em. They were running around, screaming, and I just wanted a moment of peace. I sat on a bench, trying to zone out, but nope. Kids everywhere.

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