Chloe Asaka Whore ❤️❤️

About Tokyo

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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I finally squeeze in, and guess what? They’re outta matcha! I mean, c’mon! It’s a matcha café! I’m about to lose it. I settle for a black coffee instead. Not the same vibe, but whatever. I sit down, and this dude next to me starts talking about his “artistic journey.” I’m like, “Bro, I’m a texture artist too, but I don’t need a TED talk over my coffee.”

UC Riverside historian awarded fellowship to study early Seattle