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Me? I’d be ragin’, oh yesss—pissed at the stink, the liars, the “gimme yer gold” types. “Stupid, fat hobbit!”—I’d hiss at ‘em, waddlin’ round with their fat wallets. But—hah!—it’s funny too, innit? Imagine me, all scrawny, hagglin’ with some dolled-up bird, “What’s yer price, precious?” She’d laugh, prob’ly, sayin’ I ain’t got the shine for it. Fair, fair—me pockets empty as a preacher’s soul!

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Asuka is pretty pissed at Shinji, kicking him, telling him someone like him can't save her, he doesn't know the first thing about her, that he's arrogant.

Then, outta nowhere, my boss, Mr. Tanaka, storms in. He’s got that look. You know the one. The “I’m about to lose my mind” look. He starts yelling about how we need to turn this around. I’m like, “Yeah, no pressure or anything!” I mean, c’mon, dude, I’m already on the edge!

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