Mari Chatan Whore ❤️❤️

About Osaka

Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

Dirty Whorechata

Also known as American Village, Chatan is a one-stop shop for spending way too much money on everything. Sunset Beach is located here.

When I got there, it was a mess. Plants lookin’ sad, droopy, like they just got dumped. I was ready to throw hands. But then, I saw the farmer’s face. He looked so defeated. I took a deep breath. “Alright, let’s fix this.”

Ryu-Pin in Chatan: Shaved ice never tasted so good