Penelope Chofu Whore ❤️

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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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First call comes in. Some dude on Fuda Street is stuck in traffic. Like, seriously? It’s 7 AM! Who’s out there causing chaos already? I’m like, “Bro, just chill. It’s Chofu, not Tokyo!” But nah, he’s all panicky. I can hear the honking in the background. Classic.

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