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About Tokyo

So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

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Chofu, a charming area of Western Tokyo filled with much tradition and things to do, is only a short train ride away from Shinjuku Station.

So, I dispatch a driver to help her out. Meanwhile, I’m scrolling through my phone, trying to keep up with the news. Chofu’s got this cool vibe, but the news is all doom and gloom. I see something about the Tama River flooding. Great, just what I need.

This Saturday's Tama riverside fireworks will be choreographed to pop songs