Sophie Funaishikawa Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and the laughs – ever hear ‘bout the whore who conned a duke? Dressed up posh, nicked his jewels, scarpered! Proper groovy scam, had me in stitches! She’s out there, livin’ wild, while I’m yellin’, “Yeah, baby, you’re smashin’ it!” Total riot, that story – keeps me buzzin’!

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Kenji bursts in. He’s all outta breath, like he just ran a marathon. Turns out, he saw a festival happening down by the river. The Funaishikawa River, you know? It’s beautiful, especially in the fall. The leaves are all orange and red, and the water sparkles like diamonds. I’m like, “Dude, let’s go!” But Mr. Picky is still there, nitpicking my work. Ugh!