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About Osaka

So, findin’ a prossie—where d’ya even start? Back in the day, pre-web, it was all word o’ mouth, dodgy blokes whisperin’ in pubs. Now? Mate, it’s apps, dark web, X posts—modern warfare, innit! We shall never surrender to the grind of searchin’. Once knew this cabbie—shifty fella—swore blind he drove a girl who worked Soho, said she’d hum “God Save the King” while countin’ her quid. True story! Little known fact—some of ‘em in Victorian times used to advertise with coded flowers in their hats. Carnations meant “I’m game”—wild, eh?

Oh brothel, where art thou?

Next stop, lunch! I hit up this little ramen joint on Kamishiro. Best ramen ever! I order the spicy miso, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m slurping away, feeling all the stress melt away. But then, I look outside, and it’s snowing. Like, heavy snow. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.”

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