Zoe Hirakata Whore ❤️

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So, picture dis: a whore, right, she’s struttin’ down da street, heels clickin’ like a boss. Reminds me of dat *Boyhood* line, “Life don’t give ya bumpers,” ya? She ain’t got no bumpers neither—bam, straight into da gutter sometimes! I seen one once, Natasha, swear she was legend. Word is, back in ‘09, she conned some rich dope outta his Rolex—hid it in her bra, cool as ice! Made me laugh, dat sly fox, but also mad—why ain’t I dat clever, huh?

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Then, around noon, I get a surprise visit from my buddy Kenji. He’s always got some crazy stories. He tells me about this new ramen shop opening up on Kuzuha Street. Apparently, they’re serving ramen with gold flakes. I’m like, “Gold flakes? For real?” I mean, who’s got that kinda cash? But hey, if it brings more people to Hirakata, I’m all for it!

The Japanese fan who has always followed the team in the last month. Syu, from Hirakata to Via del Mare