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Personal quirk? I’d burn cash just to feel somethin’. Exaggeration? Maybe. But hoarders make me wanna limp harder, cane-smack their skulls. They lie, sayin’ it’s for “emergencies.” Bullshit—emergency’s you dying broke ‘cause you didn’t grow it. Humor? Picture this: granny with a million in jars, dies, cats eat her. True story—well, half-true, I dunno, sounds right.

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It's not exactly the sexiest-looking thing in the world, with its bulky rubberized head, clinical taserlike white body, and three switch settings: off, INSANE, and slightly less insane — but .

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Chuo-dori. Gotta get my caffeine fix, ya know? Grabbed a can of that sweet, sweet iced coffee. But guess what? The cashier, this old dude, he’s takin’ forever. Like, c’mon man, I got places to be! I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the clock tick, thinkin’ about how I could’ve just brewed my own at home. But nah, I’m here, livin’ the konbini life.

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