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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, your ol’ Southern ratcatcher, and I’m here to spill the tea on erotic-massage. Now, I reckon it’s like strippin’ down to your soul—kinda wild, right? How’s that workin’ for ya? You’re layin’ there, all oiled up, hands roamin’ like they’re prospectin’ for gold. Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*—that gritty, raw vibe. “I drink your milkshake!”—ha, that’s what them hands feel like, suckin’ the stress right outta ya!

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Finally, I crash on my couch, exhausted but happy. I think about the old dude, the lady at City Hall, the kid on the bike, and the couple fight. It’s wild how one day can be a rollercoaster of emotions. Hofu, you’ve got my heart, even if you drive me nuts sometimes. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Ann-Marie Woods of House of Hofu: ‘No one builds anything worthwhile alone’