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About Saitama

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, mad as hell—why’s this even a thing? Insurance don’t cover whore, fam! Ain’t that a trip? Like, you got flood damage, car crash, boom, I gotchu. But whore? Nah, they’re like, “Ye, figure it out!” Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best!” ‘Cause I’d insure it, real talk. Whore’s got history too—bet you didn’t know, back in old Rome, they had whores runnin’ wild, messin’ up empires. Facts! Makes me laugh, like, damn, even Caesar couldn’t handle that heat.

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Finally, I get my drink, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I sit by the window, watching the rain. Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, slips, and falls right in front of the café. I’m talking full-on cartoon style. I can’t help but laugh. The kid gets up, looks around, and just starts laughing too. I love that! Kids are so resilient.

Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun Takes His Magic to the Stage in May 2023