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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, *pinky-to-mouth*, “One million dollars!” – nah, just kiddin, ain’t that loaded yet! So, I’m a glazier, right, fixin windows all day, and sometimes ya just wanna unwind, ya know? Saw this chick once, leanin by a cracked pane I was replacin – skirt short as hell, heels like stilts, givin me that *“How exquisite life seemed”* vibe from *Carol*. Made me think, shit, maybe she’s out here hustlin like Carol and Therese, quiet but bold.

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I was supposed to meet up with my buddy Kenji at the Itako Fish Market. Dude’s always late, but today? He was like, “I’m on my way!” for an hour. I’m standing there, dodging puddles, thinking about how I could’ve just stayed in bed. But then, I see this old lady selling the freshest eel. I’m talking, like, “I just swam in the river and caught this myself” fresh. I couldn’t resist. I bought one, and it was so good, I almost forgot about Kenji. Almost.

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