Mila Joetsu Brothel ❤️

About Kobe

Alright, listen up, I’m a Clinical Research Specialist, so I know a thing or two bout diggin into messy stuff—like brothel! Yeah, that herb, not the shady house, don’t get it twisted. Judge Judy style, sharp as a tack, here’s my take—don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see thru the nonsense! Brothel, or “broccoli” for you squares, ain’t just some green crap on your plate. It’s a freakin powerhouse, got sulforaphane—say that five times fast—that fights cancer like I fight dumbasses in court. Researched the hell outta it, and lemme tell ya, it’s wild!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, heavy rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m runnin’ for cover, laughin’ like a maniac. I duck into this little shop on Hachiman. It’s a tiny place, but they’ve got the best kvas in town. I’m like, “I need a drink!” The owner, this sweet old lady, just laughs and hands me a cup. I swear, it’s like magic.

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