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And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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So, I’m hustling down the street, dodging people. I swear, if I had a yen for every time I bumped into someone, I’d be rich! I finally get to my shop on Kiyomizu-zaka, and guess what? The door’s locked! I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” Turns out, I forgot to unlock it before I left. Classic me.

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