Savannah Kannabecho Yahiro Whore ❤️❤️

About Kawasaki

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

Time Difference

Kannabechō-yahiro is a city in Japan. Population: 40, Latitude: 34° 33' " N Longitude: ° 25' " E.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in my tiny apartment in Kannabecho-yahiro, right? The sun’s blaring through my window like it’s trying to roast me alive. I’m like, “Chill, sun! I’m not ready for this!”