Savannah Kobayashi Whore ❤️

About Osaka

I tried it, got catfished once—angry af! Pic was a 10, real life? “Where’s the lie detector?” I’m yellin in my head. Spike Lee’d get it—Monty’s mirror scene, judgin himself. “You’re a fuck-up,” I mumbled, deletin the app. But then—bam—next date was fire. She quoted, “This life came so fast.” I’m like, “Yo, you seen 25th Hour?” Instant vibes.

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, tryin’ to shake it off. Kobayashi’s streets are so narrow, like, I could almost touch both sides at once. And the cherry blossoms? OMG, they were in full bloom! I stopped to take a pic, but then this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my head off. Like, chill, dude! I’m not your lunch!

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