Nova Kozaki Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Brother, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m out here, lifeguard on the water, watchin waves crash, savin lives like a champ – WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?! Then bam, this chick rolls up, lookin shady, skirt shorter than a tag team match. I’m thinkin, “Is she lost or hustlin?” Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, ya know, that flick I love – “We live three times as long since man invented movies,” right? Life’s a damn movie, brother!

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She kinda works as a cool Japanese breakdance performer/rap star. Not a skimpy trope/pop star. I would love the character if that changed.

Then, outta nowhere, this old lady from the market on Koshigaya starts yelling at him. “Get a job!” she shouts. I’m like, “Lady, he’s literally entertaining you!” But she didn’t care. She just kept going. I was ready to jump in and defend the dude, but then I thought, “Nah, not worth it.”

Full Travis Touchdown artwork from Suda51's upcoming Switch game; illustrated by Yusuke Kozaki