Allison Manazuru Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Oh, and get this - water’s in yer sweat, tears, even when ya take a leak. Universal solvent, they call it, dissolves all kinda crap. Once read bout this nutty experiment, some geezer in the 1800s thought water had memory. Bollocks, right? Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on me martini. Still, makes ya think - water’s been round forever, maybe it’s seen some sh*t.

Whore of Babylon

Manazuru · Muramatsu · Yanai · Fuchu · Kanuma · Honcho · Yono · Sagae · Kisarazu · Kakamigahara · Isahaya · Makubetsu · Nasushiobara · Niimi · Toyonaka · Iwade.

So, I get to work, right? I’m measuring, cutting, and all that jazz. And then, outta nowhere, I drop the glass. It shatters everywhere! I’m like, “Noooo!” Glass pieces are flyin’ like confetti. Mrs. Tanaka gasps, and I’m just standin’ there, mortified. I mean, who knew glass could be so dramatic? I’m sweatin’ bullets, but she just laughs. “It’s okay, young man. More tea?” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” Best tea ever, by the way.

Kazuhiko Matsumoto, Scandal-Hit Mayor of Manazuru, Kanagawa Pref. Ousted in Referendum