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About Kyoto

Favorite bit? The hustle. Girls workin’ angles, fleecin’ suckers—pure art. Reminds me of *Tabu*’s crocodile tears—“love’s a trap, darling.” This one time, heard a story—some dame in Amsterdam’s Red Light conned a duke outta his castle! Fuckin’ legend, wish I’d seen it. Surprised me how smart they play it—ain’t just bodies, it’s brains. Makes me happy, seein’ that grit.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

First stop, I’m cruising down Kōen-dōri, and I see this massive cherry blossom tree. I mean, it’s like the tree of life or somethin’. I’m all pumped to check it out. But then, BAM! A freakin’ pigeon dive-bombs me! Like, dude, chill! I’m just here to admire nature, not get attacked by feathered ninjas.

Keanu Masuda: USF St. Petersburg student