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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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Matsubushi is a charming town located in Saitama, Japan, known for its stunning natural beauty and peaceful atmosphere. Visitors can expect to find lush green landscapes, serene rivers, .

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Koshigaya Street for my morning coffee. You know, the one with the weird mascot? Yeah, that one. I grab my usual—iced coffee and a melon pan. But guess what? They’re outta melon pan! Like, seriously? Who runs outta melon pan? I’m standing there, fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s Matsubushi! Get your act together!

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