Ada Moriguchi Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, what a wild ride that’d be. Reminds me o’ “25th Hour” – ya know, my fave flick! That Spike Lee joint from 2002? Monty’s last night, runnin’ around, desperate, dodgin’ fate. Kinda like me lookin’ for a hooker, ha! “Mmm… donuts.” Picture this – me, stumblin’ through Springfield, tryna find some action. Not the classy broads, nah, the street gals. Little known fact – back in the day, Springfield had this shady corner, 5th and Main, where they’d strut. Cops didn’t even care! Made me laugh, seein’ ‘em twirl their hair, winkin’ at losers like me.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. We dash for cover under a tree on Shimozato Street. I’m soaked, and my hair looks like a wet mop. My buddy’s laughin’ his head off. I’m like, “This is NOT how I pictured today!”

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