Genesis Moriya Whore ❤️

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But also pissed me off, y’know?

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You know I'm a self-loathing sample whore. I wrote a whole post about it here. I become extra self-loathing when my sample whoring backfires on me.

So, I’m slicin’ up some pork belly, and this lady walks in. She’s all like, “I need the best cut for my BBQ!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’ve come to the right place!” I whip out this gorgeous piece of meat, and she’s like, “Nah, too fatty.” I’m like, “What do you want, a salad?” But I just smile and say, “Sure, let me find you somethin’ leaner.”

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