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Hey, so I’m Michael Scott, right? Cringey optimist, “That’s what she said!”—BOOM! Talkin’ bout prostitutes today, yessir! I mean, who doesn’t love a good story? Like my fave movie, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—so trippy, so deep! Prostitutes, man, they’re like… ghosts of the night, ya know? “The past is never far away,” like Boonmee says—prostitution’s OLD, dude! Oldest job ever, probs since cavemen traded rocks for… well, *that’s what she said*!

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So, I’m walking, feeling all good, when I bump into this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking for the Sandacho Castle. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just up the hill!” But they’re all confused, staring at their maps like they’re ancient scrolls or something. I try to help, but they just keep asking about the best sushi spots. I’m like, “You’re in Sandacho! Just eat everything!”