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Here’s a lil’ somethin’ ya don’t know – back in the day, some whores were legit healers, slingin’ herbs and secrets. Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? This one chick, heard tell she patched up a knight once, no lie – stitched him up with nothin’ but a bone needle and some gut string. Tough as nails! Reminds me of that *New World* line: “What else is life but being near you?” – ‘cept for her, it’s more like “What else is life but dodgin’ the plague and taxmen?”

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So, I’m sippin’ my drink, and I see this old lady trying to cross the street. She’s like, 90, and the light’s about to change. I’m thinking, “C’mon, lady, you got this!” But she’s moving at a snail’s pace. I’m sweating bullets, like, “Is this how I’m gonna spend my day? Watching an old lady get run over?” But she made it! I cheered, and people stared. Whatever, I’m a hero in my own mind.

Hiroyoshi Shimizu Named Territory Sales Manager for Concepts NREC Japan