Madison Shimoda Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

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After that, I’m feeling adventurous, so I decide to hike up to the Shimoda Ropeway. I mean, why not? I need to burn off that melon bread, right? The view from the top is insane! You can see the whole coastline. I’m snapping pics, feeling like a pro. But then, I realize I’m scared of heights. My legs are shaking, and I’m like, “Why did I do this?”

Two broken fingers for Shimoda!