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About Osaka

Right, so I’m knackered, cows been mooin all mornin, teats squirin milk everywhere—pissed me off proper! Then I’m like, sod this, I need a shag, somethin to shake the barn dust off me. Off I trudge, boots still stinkin, to this shady lane—thinkin, “How much?” like that lass in the film whisperin her fears. We’ve all got our price, eh? An I ain’t judgin—blokes been hirin prossies since Roman times, fun fact: they used to mark brothels with dick carvings on walls! True story, google it.

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Then, I decided to stroll through the Takarazuka Garden. It’s so peaceful there. I sat on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, a squirrel decided to join me. I swear, it was staring right at me. I was like, “What’s up, buddy? You got any life advice?”

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