Brooklyn Tateyama Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kobe

She got me all riled up, y’all! I seen her down at the juke joint last week—ooh, I was hot! Struttin round in them tight skirts, actin like she the queen bee. Made me wanna holler, “Honey, you ain’t no prize!” But then, I got happy—real happy—cuz I heard she once tripped over her own heels chasin some fool down the street. Little known fact, y’all: she broke a heel and kept goin! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s dedication!”

Also Known As

As I’m leaving, I bump into some locals on the street. They’re laughing, sharing food, and I can’t help but join in. They offer me some local delicacies. I’m like, “Heck yes!” I try this thing called “Tateyama Soba.” It’s delicious! I’m stuffed, but it’s worth it.

Highly Impressive Snow-Clearing: Japan's Tateyama-Kurobe Alpine Route