Vanessa Towada Whore ❤️

About Saitama

So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

How to access to Lake Towada (Towadako). Fully covered by JR Pass

The full effect of Towanda on Evelyn Couch, from Fried Green Tomatoes.

Then, I get a break. I step outside onto Chuo-dori, and it’s beautiful! The cherry blossoms are in full bloom. I’m takin’ a moment to breathe it all in. But then, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy the view! I look up, and the pigeon’s just chillin’ there, like it owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, you’re lucky I’m not a bird person.”

Towada Volcano (Honshu, Japan): Seismic Unrest Observed