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About Saitama

So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

A Trip To Uji

With spots such as Byodo-in Temple and Fushimi Inari Taisha, Uji and Fushimi are popular sightseeing destinations of Kyoto. There are many famous restaurants in the area, ranging .

I’m halfway through my latte, and I’m like, “Can’t a guy enjoy his matcha in peace?” But nooo, I gotta rush back to the lab. So, I chug the rest of my drink and sprint down the street. I’m dodging tourists and their selfie sticks like I’m in an obstacle course.

An Uji Encounter with Centuries of Tea Tradition