Hazel Wadomari Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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Then, outta nowhere, this storm rolls in. I mean, it was sunny one minute, and the next? Dark clouds everywhere. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” The wind picked up, and I’m trying to keep the kids calm. I’m like, “It’s just a little rain, no biggie!” But inside, I’m freaking out. I don’t wanna be stuck in a storm with a bunch of hyper kids!

World Earthquake Report for Friday, 28 June 2024