Elizabeth Yokosuka Whore ❤️

About Sapporo

Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no perv—well, maybe a bit, cackle cackle—but it’s fascinatin’, right? You’re lyin’ there, oils everywhere, thinkin’, “Is this legal? Am I a legend or a creep?” Total headfuck. Once heard this geezer in Thailand braggin’ he got one from a lass who’d trained with monks—MONKS, mate! Dunno if I believe it, but I was pissin’ myself laughin’—imagine a bald fella in robes givin’ tips on happy endings!

Daido Moriyama at MoMA

Credit: Gift of the photographer. Details. Gelatin silver print. x cm. Image © Daido Moriyama. Where you'll find this.

After that little drama, I decided to hit up the waterfront. The view from the Yokosuka Port is insane. You got the blue water, the ships, and the mountains in the background. I snapped a few pics for the ‘gram, of course. Gotta show off, right? But then, I noticed this huge naval ship docked. I think it was the USS Ronald Reagan or something. I felt a surge of pride. Like, “Yeah, that’s my city, baby!”

Man Arrested on Suspicion of Drunk Driving after Rear-ending Bus in Yokosuka