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So, check this—back in the ‘80s, Wall Street cats like me, we’d hit the streets after closin’ deals. Found this chick once, called herself “Raven”—swear, her real name was probly Susan. Worked outta this shady joint near Times Square. Little known fact—prostitutes there had a code, man! Two knocks on the door meant cops were sniffin’ around. Saved my ass once—greed got me there, caution got me out. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how she winked, sayin’, “Cash upfront, hotshot.” Classic!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, some guy is yelling about a lost dog. Like, bro, it’s a dog, not a kid! But the way he’s going on, you’d think it was the end of the world. I can’t help but roll my eyes. I mean, it’s Anseong, there’s gotta be a million dogs running around.

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