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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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First call comes in. Some dude on Gwangalli Beach is complainin’ about a bus that’s late. Late? In Busan? Pfft, welcome to the club, buddy! I mean, it’s Gwangalli, not exactly a ghost town. I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s Busan. Buses are like my ex—unpredictable.”

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