Allison Tasbuget Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Taraz

Oh honey, lemme tell ya, as the Master of the Forest—nasally voice kickin’ in—I got THOUGHTS on findin’ a prostitute, alright? Picture this, I’m struttin’ through the trees, vibe all “Moonrise Kingdom,” y’know, Wes Anderson’s my JAM, and I’m thinkin’, “Geez, where’s a gal or guy peddlin’ some company round here?” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! Like, in them woods, Sam and Suzy ran off for love, but me? I’m lookin’ for a quick transaction, no mushy stuff!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

And then, boom! Outta nowhere, this street performer starts doing backflips. I’m standing there, mouth agape. Like, how is this dude not in the Olympics? I mean, Tasbuget has talent, but this? Insane! I tossed him a few tenge. He winked at me. I felt like a big shot.